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Michaela. U.S. 18.

ammit420:

im thankful for 

  • my face
  • the weed that goes in my face
  • my lungs for fuckin wit me
  • my brain for processing and distributing the weed amongst itself
  • my hands for gettin the weed to my face
  • fire 
  • money

nickelbackthatassup:

don’t trust college kids. I threw a party w plenty of food/drinks shit even weed and I wake up and you know what’s missing? my pineapple. who went to the back of my fridge and said imma take all this pineapple. damn son. take the free alcohol not my pineapple man…

secretworld-observer:

kellyfromthecity:

The next person who makes a joke about my pole dancing and calls me a stripper, I’m going to show them this photo and say, “You may or may not take me seriously, but just know that I can probably crush your tiny little skull with my thigh muscles.”

There’s nothing I don’t love about this.

secretworld-observer:

kellyfromthecity:

The next person who makes a joke about my pole dancing and calls me a stripper, I’m going to show them this photo and say, “You may or may not take me seriously, but just know that I can probably crush your tiny little skull with my thigh muscles.”

There’s nothing I don’t love about this.

fstw:

I’m calling it now 5 years from now when it’s New Year’s Eve before the year 2020 every white person gonna wear those New Years glasses and all make the same joke “haha look I got 20/20 vision”

jonasbrothers:

how great would it be if obama’s middle name was lee

live-as-a-teen:

dogepom:

patickstump:

if you shame girls about their breast size i will push you into traffic

"Who’s flat now?"

whos flat now

arandomwhitedude:

i feel like if a girl touches your dick you should be nice to her and make her laugh and do cool things for her besides rub her clit. like hey lets go to the aquarium cuz thanks for puttin my balls in your mouth

yungvenchy:

dripping-adorableness:

my-wicked-tongue:

akapale:

kalexander92:

This is all I care about.

This is a historical moment we should all cherish

Reblogging again and always

I literally watch this whenever I can

I fucking love this vid
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